Tweets for Today

[froggy_dear]

• 11:16 Is strangely excited by her anomalous wisdom tooth, which is growing upside down into her sinus cavity. For real. #
• 12:52 @comfypants It's all facebook's fault. I imagine that my username is the beginning of a sentence. #
• 13:31 Trying to break from the Facebook model of status updates in the third person. I am, I am, I am, not froggy_dear is. #

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