Stealing a meme!

[froggy_dear]

1) My uncle once: died. (yeah. real good start)

2) Never in my life: have I eaten an avacado.

3) When I was five: I cried because a particular book was really hard to read (it was an x-mas present from my kindegarten teacher. I'd guess it'd be above the kindegarten reading level.)

4) High school was: a mess

5) Fire is: read

6) I once saw: lights in the sky.

7) There’s this girl I know who: got married.

8) Once, at a bar: I ate french fries. ( I don't do bars so much)

9) By noon I’m usually: awake. Anything else is uncertain.

10) Last night: I was nervous about my new job.

11) If I only had: more time and money.

12) Next time I go to church: will probably be with my mother on a big Christian holiday.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: it's this one.

14) What worries me most: is money.

15) When I turn my head left: I see two doors.

16) When I turn my head right: There's a wall.

17) You know I'm lying when: I'm not telling what I know to be true.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: Fraggle rock?

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Emilia.

20) By this time next year: I'll be in Seattle.

21) I have a hard time understanding: zealot-ism

22) You know I like you if: I manage to talk to you in a voice that isn't my salesperson voice. Or if I don't agree with you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: whoever gave me the award. Clearly someone would have deserved it more than me.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make a kick ass punk band. Or not.

25) Take my advice, never: pick a fight with an angry kitten.

26) My ideal breakfast is: a cheeseburger and fries. With lettuce and tomato.

27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: my old school. Seriously. There's nothing in Waldo. Just 475 people who are complacent.

28) Why doesn't everyone: see things my way?

29) If you spend the night at my house: You'd find it cramped.

30) I’d stop my wedding: if the person I was getting married to died.

31) The world could do without: anchoivies.

32) My favorite blonde is: Me!

33) If I do anything well, it’s: being me.

34) And by the way: I should be in bed right now.

35) The last time I was drunk, I: Umm.... I'm not liquid.

Comments

[xmorningxrosex.livejournal.com]

#35 made me laugh. :)