Put your iTunes (I used Winamp - same difference) on random, then ask it each question out loud before going to the next song. Record what song it jumps to as the answer.
Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Know Your Rights - The Clash
(Am I really that bad? OR is it on to me?)
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Come and Buy My Toys - David Bowie
(Sounds good to me....)
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Opiate - Tool
(Uh....Huh. Hmmm.)
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Doozer Knitting Song - Fraggle Rock
(I.. I... I don't know how to take that.)
Question: What should I do with my life?
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Pink Moon - Nick Drake
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
When I Was Dead - Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians
(Uh....... )
Question: Will I ever have children?
Let's Build a Home - White Stripes
(That doesn't sound good...)
Question: Will I die happy?
Triad - Tool
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Four Cornered Room - Lydia Lunch
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Puttin' On the Ritz - Taco
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
I'm Stepping Out - John Lennon and Yoko Ono
(Guess it doesn't want to answer?)
Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Know Your Rights - The Clash
(Am I really that bad? OR is it on to me?)
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Come and Buy My Toys - David Bowie
(Sounds good to me....)
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Opiate - Tool
(Uh....Huh. Hmmm.)
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Doozer Knitting Song - Fraggle Rock
(I.. I... I don't know how to take that.)
Question: What should I do with my life?
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Pink Moon - Nick Drake
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
When I Was Dead - Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians
(Uh....... )
Question: Will I ever have children?
Let's Build a Home - White Stripes
(That doesn't sound good...)
Question: Will I die happy?
Triad - Tool
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Four Cornered Room - Lydia Lunch
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Puttin' On the Ritz - Taco
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
I'm Stepping Out - John Lennon and Yoko Ono
(Guess it doesn't want to answer?)